Worst pick-up lines

Nick Krewen, Click by Lavalife

, Last Updated: 3:06 PM ET

OK, now that we've outfitted you with some of the best come-ons, here are more that range from possible success (if she has a twisted sense of humor) to no chance whatsoever. Of course, delivery is everything, so...

The Cheesy

1.  If you were a new burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

2.  Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

3.  I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

4.  You must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

5.  If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

6.  Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

7.  Do you have a Band-Aid on you? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

8.  Are you sunburned or are you always this hot?

9.  Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only '10' I see.

10. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

The Grim

1.  Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?

2.  I'm like chocolate pudding. I look like crap but I'm as sweet as can be.

3.  Did you fart? Because you blow me away.

4.  Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water back home.

5.  You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look like Venus de Milo.

6.  I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?

7.  You must be from Pearl Harbor, because you're the bomb.


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