The universe is rife with famous folks getting nabbed for -- ahem -- allegedly trading cash for cooch. We're not judging but...

Max Mosley -- A recent video depicts the F1 boss and five (count 'em five) prostitutes staging a reenactment of a Nazi concentration camp in which Mosley plays both victim and oppressor.

Ted Haggard -- Evangelical preacher + male prostitute + methamphetamine = good times. And lost job.

David Vitter -- Republican senator and advocate of abstinence-only sex education admits to calling a DC madam in 1999 and 2000. Whoops.

Charlie Sheen -- Über-madam Heidi Fleiss named the notorious Hollywood bad boy as a frequent client back in 1993.

Eddie Murphy -- the (nyuk nyuk) Smutty Professor was stopped by cops in '97 with pre-op transsexual prostitute Atisone Seiuli in his car. Murphy insisted he was just giving her a ride. Because of California's pesky no bus/no cab policy.

John Profumo -- In 1963, the British Secretary of State for War had an affair with a showgirl who was also the mistress of a known Russian spy.

Bruce Willis & Ben Affleck -- Both were named as clients in escort boss Jody "Babydol" Gibson's 2007 memoir. Both deny (shifty eyes).

Hugh Grant -- Famously caught in delicato flagrante (and admitted same to Jay Leno!) with L.A. streetwalker Divine Brown.

Danny Bonaduce -- In 1991 the highly excitable former Partridge Family freak was charged with assaulting a transvestite hooker after realizing the 220-pound man wasn't a girl. Lost his shock jock radio gig as a result.

-- Elizabeth Bromstein